Friday, December 10, 2010

2 For 1 Friday Funnies!

STATUS: Today's funnies totally lightened the mood!

What’s playing on the XM or iPod right now? WINTER WONDERLAND by Dave Brubeck

I think my favorite line might be, “are you ready to have agents hunt you down with pitchforks and stakes?”

Enjoy!



And I definitely should have this paying on the iPod: Snark! The Haggard Agents Sing. Brilliant!

TGIF! I’m out to consume more eggnog chai.

16 comments:

dwkazzie said...

Hi Kristin,

I wrote the video and i just wanted to thank you for posting it. I've been a longtime reader of your blog, and so I got a big kick to see it posted here.

Thanks and have a good weekend.

David Kazzie

D.M.Cunningham said...

That was fantastic! Especially loved the part about wanting to direct the movie version!! Thanks for sharing.

alyssalinnpalmer said...

I love this video. It cracks me up every single time. :)

Leanne said...

I love this video. Hilarious.
But on another note...I didn't know you could GET Eggnog Chai! No one told me. Two of my most favoritist flavors all in one drink *sigh*

Amy said...

Fantastic. I want to send this to every moron who has ever "written a book." You know, before they spend money self-publishing without even having another soul look at the thing and then call Barnes and Noble to schedule their book signings.

David Kearns said...

there's another side of course

http://mywriterbloggywoggy.blogspot.com/2010/10/agent-follow-my-guide-lies.html

Bobbi said...

LOL> Thank you for this laugh, it was fun. Now, would you like to look at my manuscript?

Tiffany said...

"For the love of all that is holy, WHY?"

LOL, great video :)

Kat said...

Eggnog chai? 0.0 Want! Want bad!

I bet I could make egg nog... chai, however, might be a little bit harder to come by.

Jen Zeman said...

LOL! Kristin, I would to know how many of these types you come across in a given year. Good stuff - thanks for the laugh!

Jean Ann Williams said...

You know, there's more truth to this video on how people think than I care to imagine.

Yikes!

Vivian said...

LOL. I saw this a couple weeks ago, and it's still funny now! "I saw all the Harry Potter movies!" Yes, that's the only requirement for being a bestselling author...

I bet agents get phone calls from people like that every day.

Anonymous said...

Vy the way, do you actually have a pitchform, stake, or both mounted in your office for emergencies?

Authoress said...

Thanks for the link, Kristin! :)

literating said...

"How many editors will Random House assign me?"
"Negative thirteen."

Thanks, Kristin!

Brenda said...

That was fun, if slightly embarrassing, considering how many of these misconceptions I had myself when I started writing.

The only glaring oversight is the missing Oprah appearance.