Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Wait Until I Lose 20 Pounds

Note: Blogger was down last night so even though I had created this entry, I couldn't post it. Sorry about that.

STATUS: Just finished working on a contract so I’m a little cross-eyed.

What’s playing on the iPod right now? PUT YOUR RECORDS ON by Corinne Bailey Rae

This contract took a bit of time because it was my first at this particular publisher and as an agent, I have to establish by kick-butt boilerplate.

I was struck by one of the clauses though. It read, “The Author will deliver to the Publisher on or before the Delivery Date for the book a selection of color photographs of the author cleared of all necessary permissions.” Now my authors have always provided an author photo with cleared permissions but it’s never been a contractual clause before so I was a little surprised to see it.

Now I’ve had more than one client delay the getting of the author photo because they wanted to lose a little weight. I understand the desire, believe me, but with these kinds of clauses popping into contracts, there can be no more procrastination (or there can be up until the book is d&a so I guess set a diet/exercise schedule if you’re adamant about the photo weight you want).

One client even begged me to give her six more months to get author shot ready and I had to ask, very kindly of course, what the likelihood of her achieving that goal in 6 months if she hadn’t done so before now. Well, she had to laugh at that.

And you know what, she did the author shot a week later and she looked terrific. Outright lovely.

So I realize that we are all a little self-critical when it comes to our own body images but I say, stuff that. You are who you are. Be proud of the way you look and no more procrastinating on your author shot.

Besides, your contract just might not let you.